George and Katherine

This is the tale of an Englishman named George. He lived in an ordinary house, with his wife, Katherine. The two lived a very happy life.
George was on his way home from work at McDonald's, because his life was a failure, and arrived to a strange situation when he returned home. The gate was left open, but Katherine always was fussy about it, and had to kepp it closed. George got his key form his pockets, which was a task, as the cold had consumed him. The door opened and George took off his coat and hung it up. He called "Katherine!?". The response was an abrupt "Yes?". It did not sound like Katherine, but he presumed she had a cold. She had been ill for the past week.
George continued onward into the kitchen, where he lazily put together a sandwich. He scarfed it down quickly. It was weird that Katherine had not come down to greet George, or hold him in her arms, but George thought nothing of it. He went upstairs to get changed, and to say hello to Katherine. She was not in their bedroom, so he walked casually to the bathroom. He knocked, but got no answer. He knocked more aggressively, but there was still no answer. George started to panic and busted down the door. Katherine lay on the tiles broken, mangled, and mutliated.
George froze in horror. The sight in front of him was not fit for a human to see. He whimpered and ran over to her corpse. The from behind the door came a figure. It grabbed george and started to stangle in, George manged to struggle free and saw that it was Mr.Kurner and Miss.Paquette teachers from his school. George got hit by Kurner and then got slammed agaist the fllor while Kurner tried to molest him. Then the grasp was ended and he heard a groan and turned around. It was Jack his friend. Jack then said "Take this you paedo" and shot him in the dick and then in the head.
He then lauched at Paqutte and said "Sit down you bitch " and then got out a axe and swugn it in her skull. He then procceded to wack the dying women.
George was relived but was scarred. Jack turnt and said "Sorry you have seen too much" He took out a machete and hacked a George's necked. He left the blade in and George fell to the ground next to Kathrine. George then heared glugging sound and smelt gasoline. He then felt a splash on him and then was covered in it. Jack then,backed turned to them lit a cigar and said "See you in Hell motherfuckers" and tossed the cigar behind him.
George roasted like pig.
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